What is Cinemacide?
Cinemacide is a riff-based entertainment group. We like to make fun of Hollywood’s mistakes. We sell our own MP3 commentaries that you can play right along with your DVDs at home. Riffing is in our blood, and we love to make people laugh. We’ve been inspired by the greats, and hope to be the greatest. Buy a riff, sit back and laugh until it hurts!
Selecting the “Shop” page of this website will take you to our MP3 and MP4 commentaries, and in the future, our other merchandise, as well. After you have purchased your selected riff, we will send you a personal email with the file attached. Save it to your hard drive, and select it to start the riff. Each and every track will begin with a greeting, and the easy to follow instructions you will need to get rolling. The basic idea is this: after the introduction, we will instruct you to pause our audio track, insert your DVD for the film into your DVD player, and press play to start the film. During the instruction, we will give you an exact moment during the films opening title sequence to restart our audio track. This will serve as the first sync point between the DVD and our track! Later, during the film, you will hear us speak a line of dialogue at the exact moment a character in the film does. If they aren’t perfectly synced up, then you’ll simply need to pause the track that you heard first for the amount of time it was off. This is usually just a fraction of a second, and we offer several sync points early in each riff. Once you have the film and riff synced, they should stay that way without much more attention. Now you can sit back and enjoy the fun!